Seeking accomplice to escape the 9-5

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Chris

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I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ – twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping Mai Tais… shaken, not stirred. Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good Mai Tai and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class. Message me for more straight talk and I’ll eventually send you videos of cute puppies and words of encouragement.

I can't say that I'm looking for anything serious but if my dog likes you then maybe we can give it a try.

I can cook fairly well and am proud of my public service television style food presentation. Although be prepared that when I shop I still toss items into the cart from far away and race on the back of the cart to the car.

Cue the cliche “Pros n Cons” list.

Pro: not afraid of spiders�Con: afraid of mice��Pro: can cook�Con: will try to get you to do the dishes��Pro: can probably out-drink you�Con: probably actually can't but will try anyways��Pro: really cuddly�Con: lacks personal space when asleep��Pro: loves animals�Con: may steal your pets��Pro: has a good sense of humor�Con: none. I'm funny"

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